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Ah, yes, divorce from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party.
Carpe per diem, seize the check.
Comedy is acting out optimism.
Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it ‘all the money,’ but they changed it to ‘alimony.’ It’s ripping your heart out through your wallet.
Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn’t work.
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was a large Arctic region covered with ice.
I don’t do well with snakes and I can’t dance.
I left school and couldn’t find acting work, so I started going to clubs where you could do stand-up. I’ve always improvised, and stand-up was this great release. All of a sudden, it was just me and the audience.
I like my wine like my women ready to pass out.
I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.
I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone.
I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was the only thing that interested me, along with learning the craft and working, and just being in productions with people.
I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.
If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
In America they really do mythologise people when they die.
Look at the walls of Pompeii. That’s what got the internet started.
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
Okra is the closest thing to nylon I’ve ever eaten. It’s like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.
People say satire is dead. It’s not dead, it’s alive and living in the White House.
Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
Reality: What a concept!
Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’
The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, ‘You want a piece of me?’
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
We have a president for whom English is a second language. He’s like ‘We have to get rid of dictators,’ but he’s pretty much one himself.
We’ve had cloning in the South for years. It’s called cousins.
What’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, ‘Can I use a lifeline?’
When you look at Prince Charles, don’t you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
You can start any ‘Monty Python’ routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.
You have this idea that you’d better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous.
You’ll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.